geology

Where miles aarons rapes rocks

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

geology

A pseudo-science that lies only a few steps above sorcery. Your typical geologist has his head up his ass and takes his field way too seriously.

Geology is such a sorry excuse for science.

by WesNile November 1, 2008

Geology

To be ‘geology’ is to be outwardly embarrassing but think you’re really funny

Joe: Hey look, all those guys are piling up on top of eachother!
Reece: That’s so geology..

by BigFatJapseye May 7, 2018

Geology

Not a real science. Just study rocks that you can't really tell apart. Students that want to be scientists that can't take this cause it's easy.

Your so stupid you could teach geology

by Memesarefunny November 30, 2018

geology.com

The legendary website about gems, and the only reason I didn't fail my 7th grade science rocks and minerals unit.

Friend: "Hey, what did you get on the presentation?
Me: "Oh, I got a A+ thanks to geology.com!

by Mr. Eltzroth January 16, 2023

ocular geology

removal of the hard crusty material/s that collect around the eye, commonly known as "sleep"

had to spend some ocular geology time this am

the rocks around my eyes would tire even the most hardy ocular geologist this morning!

by michael foolsley February 23, 2010

Comedic Geology

Describing when a joke breaks up into a multitude of comedic values that that have varying levels of humor

The comedic geology of the porch light joke is immense

by Shawtytrifling July 30, 2021