geo metrosexual

intrinsic definition of metrosexual, an idiomatic obfuscation of asexual or sexual in any manner about which one is confused or ashamed.

emotional dishonesty+cheap shoes=geo metrosexual

by lexicali slim September 21, 2009

geometrofied

1. Being scared of geo metros
2. Being small, compact, slow and beat up.

"Dude, do you still have that stupid phobia?"
"Yea I am still geometrofied"

"Dude do you see that girl over there?"
"Yea Bro she is totally geometrofied!"

by Chad Engle aka ceaweed January 25, 2008