gentlemens cockblock

When a guy has given permisson to another guy that he is aloud to cockblock him when he is talking to a fat,unattractive,slampig girl. Mainly happens when you are drunk.

-- At a Party --

Joe-Hey if I get really drunk tonight and start talking to a slampig can you gentlemens cockblock me?
Jesse-Sure!
-- 2 hours later really drunk --
Joe-You are so hot.
Slampig- aww come here!

*about to kiss*
Jesse-*Steps in between them pulls out Joe*
Joe-Thanks

by unger53194 September 19, 2011

Gentlemens wash

When your running late for a night out,and you do not have time for a shower so you stick your penis under the tap and give it a quick frantic rinse on the off chance you get lucky.

Hi Dave did you have time for a shower? No mate I only had time for a gentlemens wash.

by [e-mail] August 24, 2016

GentleAss

GentleAss is a “Nice” guy/girl there are a lot of GentleAsses in the subreddit r/niceguys and r/nicegirls

GentleAss | hello girl.. im not like the other guys that message you im a gentleman I’m gonna give all of my respect and love and please send me nudes

Boy/girl | no

GentleAss | fucking slut

by Please make diner December 26, 2018

gentlemens breakfast

Another name for male masturbation.

I felt terrible yesterday morning but after a gentlemens breakfast, i felt happy as larry.

by Zeenoside March 6, 2012

gentlemens tuck

to put your hand behind you and lift your ballsack so they dont slap against the other gentleman while double penetrating the lucky lady.

oi parksie, that was very considerate of you to gentlemens tuck when we double teamed that bitch.

by VeeTee August 18, 2008

gentlemens curve

a very slight, delicate upwards curve of the penis. Few men can claim ownership of a gentlemens curve, but those who boast its unique and intricate appearance.

The gentlemens curve on the hog I rode last night had just the right amount of curvature to satisfy my need

by Coldrod March 24, 2020

gentlemens relish

The sauce betwixt a mans testes after extended periods of physical activity. Most pungant when one does not shower or bath for a day.

Hey charlies angel, would you like some gentlemens relish with your hot dog

by D1561 August 29, 2006