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Gentlemans' War

Term which refers to a conduct of combat, loosely applying to the 17th through 19th century. In which battles were orderly fought in a fashion akin to a turn based strategy game, with opposite sides of musketmen walked around the field of battle to form giant lines of ranks totally exposed. Each army then took turns blasting the crap out of each other.

Sometimes one side would suicidally charge the other with bayonets. On foot or cavalry. Later, cannons were used as fire support.

Generally, this was though of as sportsmanlike by the nobles that waged these wars.

The practice eventually began to wane when people realized that doing this was fucking insane. And basically outright stopped once World War I rolled around.
These people had more balls then any human being in history, when you realize that each and every one of these mother fuckers walked around a battlefield devoid of cover. Then stood in front of a proverbial firing squad.

Not to mention, even if you survived getting shot, you'd probably get a limb amputated, without anesthetics, at best. Slow painful death at worst.

You probably had a better chance at surviving Russian Roulette. A Gentlemans' War was more like a gamble with the Grim Reaper.
by CommandoDude October 2, 2010
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gentlemans relish

I finished jerkin off and had to clean up all of the gentlemans relish off of the wall
by Chips March 19, 2004
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gentlemans wash

the washing of the male member in the sink usually in the toilets of a pub/club before the act of sex with a one night stand or a 10 pint princess
i've just pulled best go freshen up and have a quick gentlemans wash in the bog
by the real SteveB November 15, 2007
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gentlemans' special interest

porn" is a very subjective term, it's "gentlemans' special interest
by Fnorder June 19, 2010
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Gentlemans sasuage

Oh yes chump look at that gentlemans sasusage
by fadnams October 11, 2019
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Gentlemans Package

1. I got my gentlemans package trapped as I decended the ladder.

2. Ive been hit in the gentlemans package so hard ive had to go to the doctor.

3. Look at the gentlemans package on that land mamal.
by The_Fish1982 December 17, 2006
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gentlemans parcel

penis and testicles. like 'man junk' only more refined.
Alan casually sat and manipulated his gentlemans parcel while opining on the majesty of the Spanish attacking thrust.
by vxrandall July 4, 2012
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