glazing

meat-riding someone extremely hard, but it’s usually praising instead of hate.

me: “jalen green has the nicest hair in the nba, i’m not surprised why so many girls like him”

everyone: “u glazing hard rn”

by xumin December 19, 2022

gelatino

A latino that likes gelatin.

Trump hates gelatinos.

by NinjaNic February 16, 2017

Glazing the elephant

To ejaculate over something

Joe was caught glazing the elephant over the new equipment

by Bigredwalrus March 28, 2019

skeleton on the gelatin

October's "elf on the shelf".

A bowl of gelatin is left around the house that a small skeleton rests on top of. The skeleton watches children and, if they're bad, comes to life and haunts them until after Halloween.

Color of gelatin does not matter. Aim for green or red.

Child: " But I don't wanna clean my room and take out the trash!"
Adult: " That's cool. The 'skeleton on the gelatin' may just come and haunts your ass then."

by TripodJim September 22, 2019

Glazing logs

While jerking off on the shitter, immediately after taking a dookie: Once ready to orgasm squat slightly aiming your cock into the bowl and ejaculating on your own shit.

Z yells into the bathroom "Jeff, wanna grab lunch?" Jeff "Give me a minute. I'm just glazing logs"

by Sonny Zee July 29, 2015

Glazing the beard

This is when a woman lets a man go down on her while having a beard. This is what happens when moisture is left on his furry face.

I met a woman who loves glazing the beard said the woodsman.

by Beard dreamer May 13, 2016

Glazing The Picard

Pulling out of a woman and then ejaculating onto the head of a bald guy.

I'm in a polyamorous relationship with this girl and some old guy, and last night we tried Glazing The Picard.

by GlungBung January 27, 2020