Geiger 

V./N.

1.) To make something oh-mazing. That's right, oh-mazing.

2.) Somebody oh-mazing. Or somebody you want to punch in the face.

3.) A scary noise/exclamation you make.

I'mma geiger up your mother!

That stupid geiger's in for it.

Geiger! Geiger! Geiger! My pants are on fire!

Geiger by Lynn.Absynthe October 20, 2008

geiger 

is a complete grease mongrol. someone or something that is in need of a serious washing or shower. dish soap does not work on such grease. it is dangerous and should be watched carefully.

"omg that girl's hair is so geiger"

geiger by bcimtheboss218 May 20, 2010

Geiger 

A person that always sleeps and shows no emotion ever

matt geiger

Geiger by DATBALLZAC February 7, 2010

Geiger 

A TEACHER PLEASE PLEASE DONT DO THIS

MS GEIGER

Geiger by Desk:) August 22, 2022

Geiger-Muller 

An empty door frame which detects any radio-active materials on someones person. Much like metal-detectors at airports, only these are used in military bases and at the border of countries. These screw over terrorists.

The Geiger-Muller stopped the terrorist from doing stupid shit.

Geiger-Muller by Ephmetheus August 3, 2007

Geiger's Law 

Are you or are you not bigger that it?
A phrase you can ask yourself or anyone else if you are unsure of something.

"This yogurt expired a couple days ago, should I still eat it?"
"Don't worry about it, you are MUCH bigger than it. Geiger's law, dude"

"I think that guy's giving me the stink-eye, Should I say something to him?"
"Geiger's law would say you shouldn't, he is MUCH bigger than you"

Geiger's Law by Analog Lover October 29, 2009

Geiger Counter 

Telling your friends you're on your way but showing up an hour later.

I'm so starving where is Joey Buttafuoco? I dunno he said he was on his way. He must be operating on Geiger Counter time.

Geiger Counter by EROYAL December 31, 2011