Gearthy

Having a big, meaty penis.

Person 1: "did you hear about Baldy?"

Person 2: "no, what about him"
Person 1: "He has a very Gearthy penis"

by Greenbacked July 25, 2009

dirty gehrty

An otherwise collected man, who gets excessively angry when he gets beaten at table tennis.

B.P.: Man dirty gehrty just threw a total fit and broke the ping ping paddle after I worked him over 21-2

M.J.W: That's wack

by DrTtobe September 24, 2012

garty

a party of gardens. In many cases the garden is made of weed. Some people might tell you to stay off the weeeed. But at a garty everyone loves the weed. Some might confuse this with a gay party, but that is something else all together.

TJ: "you im throwing a dope garty tonight"
Barton: "I'll bring the snacks"
Toby :"I'm gay so I'm not going"
Maggie and Peterson: "Same"
TJ and Barton: "ITS GARTY SZN!!!!!"

by Clemsonisvetterthanbama August 10, 2017

Garty

A gay man who tries to hide behind the image of being a simp. He kisses up to girls left and right and looks like the most incompetent flirt ever, but it is all fake. He is just trying to convince others that he likes females, when in reality he is to busy dreaming about having a penis in his butt. However, he knows that he is too ugly for any person, male or female, to ever like him, so he has settled for a life of fake simping and being gay.

Sam: Garty, stop simping up to Megan!

Garty: Only if you let me suck your dick

Sam: What

Garty: What

by ActuallyGOAT March 5, 2020

Gerty

The word you use to describe something that’s a little weird but also kinda cool.

Person 1: “Hey so what’re you studying here?”
Person 2: “Astrobiology with a minor in bagpiping”
Person 1: “Damn, both pretty gerty bro nice, haven’t met anyone else doing those”

by CalimochoSunrise August 21, 2020

gearth

To look up some one, some place, or some thing online using the "Google Earth" application.

Hey, Kristin, gimme your address in Alaska so i can gearth you.

Yo, gearth that hotel we are staying at so we can see how to get to the beach from there.

by Ross Hendrickson August 4, 2007

Geart

The Heart of the genatalia which in turn helps you make all of your sexual decisions.

Trust thy gut. Think with thy brain. Always follow thy geart.

by Zucker_Sucker21 May 24, 2017