GBS - Greasy
Butthole Syndrome. A temporary medical condition that occurs when no amount of wiping can thoroughly eliminate the fecal remnants, thus lining the ass cheeks with a
greasy or
oily film.
GBS is most often caused when ingesting oily or
greasy foods, such as pasta or cheeseburgers.
Sufferers often find themselves escaping to the bathroom intermittently throughout the
day to take auxiliary wipes in an effort to find relief. Many report that the portion of undergarment that has cinched up between their cheeks has been coated with an unfortunate and yellowish smear.
GBS is easily cured by taking a warm shower and scrubbing the ass cheeks with a loofah and a liquid soap that has been fortified with exfoliating beads.
Those afflicted with GBS can also suffer from GBS Guilt. GBS often causes a tickle in the anus that is only remedied by a hearty finger
scratch. One is often drawn to sniff their own finger in an effort to
check for consistancy and aroma. This action often leads to temporary feelings of loathing, disgust, and self hatred.
After dining on a Diaper Burger and Chili Cheese
Fries at the Tommy's Burgers in Long
Beach, Tyrone suffered from a bad
case of GBS.
