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Unjo Gratis

The savior of all humankind. The Final Prophet, Pyrocinical, Unjo bless his name, informed us of him in a spiritual episode on his holy YouTube channel. A forbidden monkey god, sentenced to damnation by his bastard bastard emperor of heaven Sitarg Ojnu. His followers are known as Unjoists and they are followers of Unjo-Gratisism
"I worship Unjo Gratis praise be to Him"
by Unjo Gratis's Disciple January 20, 2018
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Hover-grating

A careless method of grating cheese by holding the block of cheese and grater high above the food, causing it to disperse everywhere but the intended dish.

Characterised by fragments of grated cheese found everywhere around the kitchen afterwards - often accompanied by a larger, dry block of remnant cheese left out for many days after said cheese-grating incident.

Particularly common in Rootes P 2nd kitchen, and generally anywhere inhabited by a German-Italian partnership.
Dude 1: "Awww wtf Jasper, there's cheese everywhere on the table again!"
Jasper: "Sorry dude, Francesco and I made pesto pasta last night and we were hover-grating the cheese over it."
Dude 1: "Aw not again dammit."
Pit: "In Luxembourg..."

Hover-grating is the only way to truly enjoy a German-Italian dish.
by rootesp2nd March 3, 2011
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gatinha

In Brazilian portuguese it is usually used to refer to a really cute/pretty young girl/woman; it is commonly used by teenagers with an informal register.

"Gata" is also possible in the same context.
A Alessandra é uma gatinha, cara. / A Alessandra é uma gata, cara.
fofa gata
by TonNunes March 3, 2016
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the gratitude shuffle

Slang for that quickly recognizable body language of a person approaching you to ask for spare change.
I caught him headed toward me from the other side of the parking lot, he was doing the gratitude shuffle.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019
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Gratisfaction

A word meaning to have a feeling of both satisfaction and gratification.

Also, an awesome song by The Strokes.
I got a great feeling of gratisfaction while listening to "Gratisfaction" by The Strokes.
by IzeOfTheWorld June 7, 2011
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sexual gratification

Sexual gratification is the feeling of satisfying one's sexual desires for something. e.g. fulfilling, indulging, or quenching.
Guy A: "Man me and my girlfriend were in the sack last night."

Guy B: "Nice. Dude, have you ever tried 69ing before?"

A: "Nah. I've never even gone down on my girlfriend before, actually."

B: "Dude, wth is wrong with you???"

A: "What? I don't get it, she already does it to me when we have sex, why should I go down on her?"

B: "Because women crave sexual gratification too, not just us dudes, bro."

A: "For reals?"
by pseu-odonkayeo1179 December 29, 2020
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mark gatiss

writer and cast member of bbc sherlock. born in the same womb as steven moffat. satan spawn. writes a brilliant show and torments innocent fans with lies and heartbreak
Did you hear what Moffat said about series 4?

I thought that was Mark Gatiss?
Eh, whats the difference at this point
by homeboy177 March 2, 2014
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