gaytriarch

A parent or grandparent, who used to be straight, or at least straight enough to have procreated (or adopted).

"I dropped mom off at the Out Bar. It's gaytriarch night."

by Gaytriarch in Chief August 16, 2016

gaytriarch

Someone born before it was even legal to be gay, who has worked hard to get us the equality and legal recognition we enjoy today.

"Jim's a real gaytriarch. He claims to have been the first publicly "out" gay man in Michigan, and even though he's almost 90, he still works hard for the rights of 'TBLG' people."

by Gaytriarch in Chief August 16, 2016

Gaytriarchy

The idea that our society is being taken over by man-lovers, poisoning our children through the water system, implementing their fucked-up agenda, and destroying our traditional American values.

dood 1: holy shit
dood 2: what
dood 1: presidential has 12 letters
dood 2: so what
dood 1: 12 is 4 x 3, homo has 4 letters, presidential shit is triple gay
dood 2: woah
dood 1: boi we living in a gaytriarchy

by Jackdafish May 8, 2018

Getriatric

A geriatric that types too fast

"Im a getriatric, I've never had tapioca!!"

by 💫B💫 April 11, 2018

gaytriarc

When so many of your family is gay, that there is a ‘gaytriarc’ established so the most gay get to speak first

Paula and Gina are the gaytriarc of their family, and everyone listens to them

by DiamondJewelz November 12, 2022