A person who subscribes to the belief that all gay
people are actually faking their homosexuality to
get attention and that actual homosexuality doesn't exist.
Person 1: "Hey man, why
don't you ask out that
chick?"
Person 2: "Because I'm gay."
Person 1: "I'm a gaytheist. I
don't believe homosexuality exists."
Person 2: "You're wrong. I'm gay."
Person 1: Are you?