gaytheist

A person who is both homosexual (or possibly bisexual or transsexual) and an atheist.

This is a mark of pride, not an insult, though it's best used when referring to oneself.

Contrary to some people's beliefs, neither gays nor atheists have an agenda to rule the world; most gaytheists are understanding and intelligent.
I'm a proud gaytheist, but I've gotten a lot of hate from homophobes and religious extremists.
by gaytheist July 28, 2007
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gaytheist

A person who subscribes to the belief that all gay people are actually faking their homosexuality to get attention and that actual homosexuality doesn't exist.
Person 1: "Hey man, why don't you ask out that chick?"
Person 2: "Because I'm gay."
Person 1: "I'm a gaytheist. I don't believe homosexuality exists."
Person 2: "You're wrong. I'm gay."
Person 1: Are you?
by Memorandis April 14, 2011
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gaytheist

A gay person who converts to Atheism so they don't go to hell for being gay.
Person 1: Hey, that guy never goes to church anymore...

Person 2: Yeah, he's gay. After he came out of the closet he became a Gaytheist just so the didn't go to hell
Person 1: What a fag!
Person 2: Yeah
by lotfxfga July 15, 2009
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gaytheist

One who does not believe homosexuality is genetic but rather a lifestyle choice.
Lady Gaga says we're all "born this way," much to the distress of the gaytheists.

It's not so much that Randy is a homophobe but I think he is rather gaytheist.
by Chris Callous May 26, 2011
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Homosecular Gaytheist

A thoughtful, intellectual individual who happens to identify as both gay (homosexual) and atheist (secular).
I am a homosecular gaytheist, therefore, I am awesome. I am a girl who likes girls and I don't believe in a god = HOMOSECULAR GAYTHEISM!!!!!!!!
by superk13 March 23, 2011
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