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gestimate

to guess about a situation
The electric meters were not read every month. The electric company gestimates the electric usage at times
by Gerlinde Deaton October 4, 2007
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Guestimate

A word that fits in between a "guess" and an "estimate"
"Hey mate, how many chicks have you boned?"
"Awww man, I don't know.."
"Guestimate"
"err...five..hundred??? heh"
"Your an idiot"
by Aprimic January 2, 2009
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Gastimate

The mentally intricate and stresstospheric process of estimating how much gas there is still in the tank when there is no way to tell for certain because:

A. the fuel gauge does not work

B. it’s reached the point where the tank is so empty, it is pointless to look at the needle for any real information

C. Gastimating may also be resorted to when the gauge does work but there are no more funds for refilling the vehicle, thus the import of the Gastimate hinges in figuring out as closely as possible how far it may go / how long you may remain in a motor-engine transportable condition with the amount of fuel available. After said combustible liquid is used up, the prior means of transportation magically transforms into a simple sheltering mechanism, protecting against the elements but useless in other ways until gastoration occurs.

Gastimating properly is an essential survival talent or technique, particularly when driving at night through cities that do sleep and long stretches of empty roads.
"Your gastimate was incorrect, sorry to say. We're officially stranded in the middle of nowhere."
by madcopy April 7, 2015
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Gastimating

When your odometer goes on your tank,and you guestimate your how full your tank is
Kyle: dude how much longer can we drive?
Kevin: Idk bro, Im gastimating it.
Kyle:dude...
by chadbrochill34224 January 31, 2010
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GPEstimate

The initial estimated time of arrival given by your GPS application.
I beat the GPEstimate by 10 minutes.
by Billy13D March 9, 2021
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geustimate

its a cross between geuss and estimate, for all those times you really have no idea of the outcome of a situation. an estimated geuss :D
"i would geustimate that in this situation it will work!!
by ^<(jamie)>^ August 6, 2006
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gastamate

Ewwwwwww man u gastamated.
by samantha_loves_aaron July 27, 2003
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