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Gransplain

When you have to break down the meaning of a current saying or word, so your granny can understand. You also need to say it LOUDLY!
Me: This party is lit! Granny: you lit what?? Do you need a match? Me: Let me Gransplain...This is a very exciting party. Granny: What? Me: GOOD PARTY!
by Jaybird417 December 24, 2018
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goysplain

When goyim, or non-Jewish people, try to explain Jewish concepts - or explain away antisemitism - to a Jewish person
Goy: "Roger Waters using the Star Of David on an inflatable pig isn't antisemitic. After all, he has Jewish friends!"
Jew: "Don't sit there goysplaining this to me as if it somehow affects you personally. I've been dealing with antisemitism all my life; I think I know what it is better than you ever will."
by barbreckvanderbilt December 17, 2016
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maysplaining

When some one asks you a question and you skirt around answering it until you confuse the person that asked you the question.
Theresa May in question time is asked a question by the audience and she ends up not answering the question by maysplaining about something completely different.
by Dirlos June 2, 2017
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Godsplaining

To attribute divine significance to something, usually in a forced manner
Random lady: These flowers start blooming during the Pentacostal period once a year. Before bloom, it looks like praying saints, after bloom it looks like a flying dove. How amazing is God's creation!

Friend: Are they godsplaining nature? The flowers bloom when the light, temperature, and climate conditions are right.
by Dorchid September 13, 2017
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gaysploitation

Exploiting ignorant gay or lesbian people in the creation of a media work by showing off their stereotypical behavior, similar to blaxploitation.

See Logo's TV program, The A-List: New York
Bravo's TV show A-List is complete gaysploitation.
by NotAustinArmacost December 13, 2010
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glamsplaining

When you are super *fabulous* and you simply *must* share your opinion with others, whether they ask for it or not.

Glamsplaining can be humorous, snarky, or even cruel, but it tends to be brutally honest.
A: Oh. My God. You *cannot* wear those shoes with that outfit!
B: Geez! Stop glamsplaining me!

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a reality show built on glamsplaining.
by sozh April 21, 2018
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Gaysplaining

When one gay person begins to explain something pertaining to the gay community, via mansplaining method, and the recipient is well aware the topic they are trying to explain.
Scott and I were out the other night and met this guy at a bar who was gaysplaining to us about gender identity.
by Sassy Classy Deadfish June 9, 2019
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