A form of gaydar most commonly, but not always found in persons with ambiguous sexuality or faghags. It does have glitches and occassionaly fails, specifically with short-term scans such as 'first glance'. It's two main functions include a shock absorber for when someone comes out of the closet and finding potential hook-ups for one's gay counterpart.
by Linalin February 25, 2009
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His jeans were so tight I was sure he played for my team, but it turns out he was just a gaydar assassin.
by Metalbeast May 26, 2010
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You got to a golf course, strip down to your thong and choose who's swinging and who's penetrating. the swinger gets the golf club and hits the ball. the perpetrator puts his dick in the swingers ass and as the swings the golf club he thrusts. You switch positions until one of you nuts. Who ever nuts has to blow the other guy!!
You got to a golf course, strip down to your thong and choose who's swinging and who's penetrating. the swinger gets the golf club and hits the ball. the perpetrator puts his dick in the swingers ass and as the swings the golf club he thrusts. You switch positions until one of you nuts. Who ever nuts has to blow the other guy!!
james charles: HI SISTERS ME AND SHAWN MENDES ARE GONNA PLAY GAYGAY golf !
shawn mendes: oh cool.
james charles: I'M PENETRATING!!! :)))
shawn mendes: wait what-
shawn mendes: oh cool.
james charles: I'M PENETRATING!!! :)))
shawn mendes: wait what-
by bigdaddygay October 15, 2019
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A gaydar detector is a piece of machinary that singles out the person able to spot homosexuals in a crowd.
The form and color of the machinary varies from brand to brand.
A gaydar detector is a piece of machinary that singles out the person able to spot homosexuals in a crowd.
The form and color of the machinary varies from brand to brand.
Person 1: Hey you see that guy over there?
Person 2: ...yeah?
Person 1: Look at my Gaydar detector
Person 2: The needle is totally pointing towards him!
Person 2: ...yeah?
Person 1: Look at my Gaydar detector
Person 2: The needle is totally pointing towards him!
by Rollo Mungo November 30, 2009
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by ~SS September 1, 2005
Get the Gaydar mug.1. An interesting song by the band The Locust. I'm going to leave it at that. Go read the lyrics, enlighten yourself.
2. Someone who can easily tell if someone is straight or gay/bisexual. Yes, I'm making this up.
3. An interesting name to call your friends for no good reason.
2. Someone who can easily tell if someone is straight or gay/bisexual. Yes, I'm making this up.
3. An interesting name to call your friends for no good reason.
1. OMGZ! Have you heard that hxc song by The Locust? The Captain Gaydar one?
2. You are such a Captain Gaydar. I can't believe Portia de Rossi is a lesbian! How'd you know?!
3. Yo Captain Gaydar, pass the ketchup.
2. You are such a Captain Gaydar. I can't believe Portia de Rossi is a lesbian! How'd you know?!
3. Yo Captain Gaydar, pass the ketchup.
by Brizzleeeeeee July 30, 2008
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