gaycon

Similiar to the government's DEFCON defense readiness scale; used to evaluate the gayness of a situation.

Steve: Dude, I can't believe you have to go to those stupid meetings all the time just cause you got your 5th DUI.

Eric: No kidding, the gaycon in my life totally jumped after that. It's gotta be like 4 now.

by 7mgte February 20, 2009

guycons

Men who are amazing, and hold that standard high, making the everyday man look bad.

"brian, justin, and nick..... they are such guycons! They are perfect in every way!"

by the hangar October 18, 2008

Gaycon

Gaycon is the word Gay and bacon mixed together creating Gaycon.

Hey bacon is a bit gaycon now-

by The Distortionist June 9, 2022

Gaymconsol

Gaymconsol, is the gaming version, of 1984's Ingsoc. The video game consoles, enslave people, but people love being controlled by video game conglomerates, which control the gamer's hardware, software, and own their information.

Gaymconsol is the new Big Brother! Big Brother Mario is watching you! Buy computers instead!

by jrpgkin July 20, 2022