Gawkeresque

(adj.) 1. Of a website, posting a link to someone else's news story and adding value by commenting, "What a douche!" or similar; reminiscent of the popular Gakwer.com site, 2002-2016. 2. Quickly typed.

The high school newspaper's Gawkeresque content made it a legend in Ms. Adams' sophomore homeroom.

by John Peter Zinger December 24, 2022

gawker

Somebody who watches celebrities- (see gawkerstalker)

Gawker is short for a gawkerstalker

by joanna moran April 23, 2006

gawkerstalker

Somebody who tracks celebrities and tells others of their whereabouts, what they are wearing and who they are with.

Gawkerstalkers know exactly what the celebs are up to!

by joanna moran April 23, 2006

Gawkered

Having your company or organization get hammered into oblivion by a lawsuit, especially one motivated by spite or hatred.

"Yeah, the website that Rachel wrote for totally had everything on that bank CEO - the coke dealers, the hookers, the tax-free foreign accounts - but they all got Gawkered back into living in their mom's basements."

by King of Ghosts May 16, 2017

gawker

A person who stalks celebrities eg/ a gawkerstalker.

Gawkerstalkers are all over the city, waiting to catch a glimpse of a celeb!

by joanna moran April 24, 2006

gawkers

Breasts, usually of the large kind. The sort that make your eyes pop out of your head with sheer amazement at the size and shape of them, causing you to gawk at them.

look at the gawkers on her!

by Jason Clow May 9, 2008

Gake, Gakey, Gakeish, Gakery

Used to describe the polar ends of the spectrum for good and bad. Gake like could be the best of the best when it comes to being referred to as a Gake, Gakey or Gakeish... conversely as used when it comes to behaviour, it usually means extremely inappropriate yet somehow endearing, daring, audacious, naughty af... used interchangeably according to context (like fuck, shit etc- except with more positive connotations applied for Gake).

Gake, Gakey, Gakeish, Gakery What an absolute farkin gake I was that day! ... That sounds like Gakery to me! ...How is my lil gake on a lake eating cake? OH FFS you're such a fkn GAKE! ...Send me your stoopid Gakey face.

by GAKESANON January 1, 2022