Gas Money

Lowest rank in the Joker-San Female Rating System. Describes a female who is so desparate for male companionship that she'll bang anyone for Gas Money. One usually has to be extremely intoxicated to wake up next to one of these in the morning, forcing one to pull a coyote ugly, followed by a slew of major profanity, occasionally interrupted by projectile vomiting and sobbing. Also a pre-cursor to repeatedly beating the crap out of one's "so-called" friends for allowing this bullshit to happen. Poor guy.

"Why didn't we stop Spoons from banging that Gas money last night? We better stay out of his way for a while, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up, IF he wakes up. Poor guy......"

by SP00NS September 24, 2007

Gas Money

Money used to buy drugs, alcohol, party entrees, etc.

Yo I'm about to hit the liquor store, y'all got Gas Money?

I'm buying concert tickets, send me some Gas Money.

by YoungMuzzy August 11, 2017

Gas Money

Slang term for crack cocaine. Used mainly by white boys in small towns.

Jon: "He totally sold his car for gas money"
Me: "... ME TOO!"

by Mims304 October 19, 2011

Gas Money

Used in a similar manner as "swag" or "mojo". Someone who has money, charm, confidence, and style.

"Dang boy, you walked in here all decked out in Gucci" "ya you could say I got gas money"

by OGChristine April 24, 2022

Gas Money Ap

An adjective or noun used to describe something that one finds cool or punker.

Benj: “Did you go to the concert last night?”
Kaio: “Yeah! It was Gas Money AP!”

by notagangsta69 April 20, 2022

gas station money

the dirty ones and fives you receive back in change from the Arab or Mexican gas attendant

I went to get change back from the Arab gas attendant and he gave me all these dirty one and fives, fuckin' gas station money

by mbp4me November 24, 2013

They never shoulda gave you N**gas Money

When someone who is black comes upon money or is already rich and famous and does some stupid shit that reflects badly on every other black person. Originating from an episode of the Chappelle show.

Black friend: Dawg, I just bought a 21 foot long snake girl body pillow. It costed 1700 dollars.

Me: THEY NEVER SHOULDA GAVE YOU N**GAS MONEY!

by Im_Stalking_and_lurking August 06, 2023