The sexiest guy on earth. Those dreads and smile of his are to die for. You can never get enough of his sweet smell and his hugs. When you meet garrison you will instantly fall in love.
by Leljuju July 13, 2020
A young woman possessing the following traits: intelligence, talent, strength, beauty, and compassion.
by Breezy February 21, 2015
A guy with a rather abnormal shaped penis that is very small. Do not touch it, you may puke and rethink your sexual status.
Shaped like a lolipop, and looks like the top is about to pop off.
" I think im going to puke"
"Must have touched Garrisons penis eh ?"
" I saw a Garrison penis once."
" I think im going to puke"
"Must have touched Garrisons penis eh ?"
" I saw a Garrison penis once."
by kiwassabie April 24, 2010
by 30DozenNuggets April 6, 2019
n.
An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.
*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".
An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.
*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".
by Pitoyable May 13, 2005
A guy who will make you fall in love with him and then cheat on you, lie about it, and swears he loves you. But wait, before he says that he says that he hated you for something YOU NEVER FUCKING DID but still said he loved you over the time you were together. He'll also fuck over nice people and fuck up their meaning of love.
by Katerina and Elijah December 26, 2018