Gammonite

Brexiter/Brexiteer. After the sweaty, ham-faced members of the BBC Question Time audience - the Wall of Gammon. Individually, a "gammonite".

It's a good job people wear different colour bow ties. How else could Dimbleby differentiate between the Gammonites presented before him?

by flanerie January 13, 2018

Garmonbozia

The word for "Pain and Sorrow" in the David Lynch film "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me". People's garmonbozia is collected and eaten by the demonic beings who inhabit the Black Lodge, and when they eat it, it visually resembles creamed corn.

The Man from Another Place : "Bob, I want all my Garmonbozia"

by Man From Another Place April 9, 2009

Gnarmonia

A condition whereby an individual has encountered entirely too much gnarly action (usually skiing/boarding) in one day or thrown down an incredible trick in the park.

"Man the conditions were so epic I caught gnarmonia out there!"

"You see that 10 that guy just threw fakie? He's gonna come down with gnarmonia for sure"

by liquidfire9850 February 27, 2009

garment varmint

A strange creature that lives in the great cloth caverns.

My garment varmint is getting excited by all the hot pieces of ass.

by СукаБлять February 3, 2017

Garbongo

You would call someone "garbongo" when they are clearly wrong.
Garbongo means that something or someone are lower then trash and deserves to be burned like the filthy garbage they are

Your opinion is wrong, you are garbongo.
Or
The spear in brawlhalla is garbongo

by Poppa225 January 2, 2020

Gammon bollard

The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den

"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"

by Theo Paphitis January 11, 2009

Garmin Farming

The act of farming garmin points in cheap, unfair or unofficial ways such as setting step goals and going for impossibly short runs in order to rise on the Garmin point leaderboard.

Respectful Garmin user: “Hey Aidan how do you always hit your step goal?”
Aidan: “well I just set my step goal to 100!”
Respectful Garmin user: “Hey! That’s Garmin Farming!”

by Elliud Kipchoge January 29, 2020