A city in Texas, a suburb of Dallas. It’s a pretty small city where everyone has the same bedtime. People that live there joke about how shitty and boring it is, but it’s still home so what are you going to do, ya know?
James: Hey, want to hang out?
Henry: Sure, what do you want to do?
James: Oh... I don’t know... there is nothing to do in Garland.
Henry: Sure, what do you want to do?
James: Oh... I don’t know... there is nothing to do in Garland.
by FuIIer September 20, 2017
do not give a Garland a beer he turns into a wreck that will not stop touching you, kicking you or pinching you. and do not allow on the beach its not a pretty sight
by dobbie11 June 6, 2011
The techno music was coming from the Garland of gays gathered on the front stoop.
Our Garland was hopping from club to club 'til four in the morning!
Our Garland was hopping from club to club 'til four in the morning!
by jridge84 July 2, 2011
Verb; To play Final Fantasy I and make joke commentary along the way. Named after the ridiculously easy first boss, Garland.
by themiranguians December 27, 2011
The act of taking a life size image of some one you are obsessed with, have sexual fantasies, or like naked and tape or glue it to a punching bag, afterwards you take a dildo or strap-on on the crotch of the picture. after that take off your pants, push the bag as hard as you can and bend over
by natezilla66 February 7, 2011
The action of killing someone with music or bass. Chris Garland was the only man known in history to have killed someone with music. While DJing at a nightclub in Denver he induced a heart attack on a 25 year old fan.
1)I just saw the DJ garlanded 4 people in the club.
2)If you don't watch it I will throw you in my car and garlanded you with my subs.
2)If you don't watch it I will throw you in my car and garlanded you with my subs.
by BroncosFan4Life2 November 3, 2010
When you're near completion of a project, someone finds a "better" way to do it. Or, they can't ever do it the same way twice, it must always be modified.
"Well, I know this is all working, but before I leave here we're going to change it to use register 7001 instead of 5001 just for this one, so can you go back and change that on your end?"
I've been garlandized!
I've been garlandized!
by Elliott February 23, 2005