Garland 

A city in Texas, a suburb of Dallas. It’s a pretty small city where everyone has the same bedtime. People that live there joke about how shitty and boring it is, but it’s still home so what are you going to do, ya know?

James: Hey, want to hang out?
Henry: Sure, what do you want to do?
James: Oh... I don’t know... there is nothing to do in Garland.

Garland by FuIIer September 20, 2017

Garland 

do not give a Garland a beer he turns into a wreck that will not stop touching you, kicking you or pinching you. and do not allow on the beach its not a pretty sight

oh no Garlands had to much beer

Garland by dobbie11 November 22, 2011

Garland 

Collective noun used to describe a group of gay men, derived from Judy Garland, a popular gay icon.

The techno music was coming from the Garland of gays gathered on the front stoop.

Our Garland was hopping from club to club 'til four in the morning!

Garland by jridge84 July 3, 2011

Garland 

Verb; To play Final Fantasy I and make joke commentary along the way. Named after the ridiculously easy first boss, Garland.

"Let's garland today after school!"

"I was garlanding yesterday."

Garland by themiranguians December 29, 2011

Garland 

The funniest, coolest, and prettiest person in the world. She’s so nice and loyal to her friends. She also is just super talented, smart, and creative. No one compares to Garland.

Garland got a 100 on the math test today she’s so smart.

Garland by Alex——- November 21, 2021

Garland, Texas 

A suburb of Dallas, Texas, USA. The population is around sixty-five thousand as of December 2009. Its school district is one of the few in the country that still allows you to choose which school you wish to go to.
This city was inspiration for the show 'King of the Hill', which is set in 'Arland, Texas.'
Garland was also the location of the beginning of the 2009 movie 'Zombieland.'
Sometimes referred to as G-Town, though that can also refer to Garland High School.
No one rides horses, and the majority of the population does not have a heavy southern drawl.

Have you ever been to Garland, Texas? That place is fucking awesome!

Garland, Texas by The Color Fiend December 30, 2009

Garland’s Law of Toilets

(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.

(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.

(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.

“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”

“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”

Garland’s Law of Toilets by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 3, 2020