A city in Texas, a suburb of Dallas. It’s a pretty small city where everyone has the same bedtime. People that live there joke about how shitty and boring it is, but it’s still home so what are you going to do, ya know?
James: Hey, want to hang out?
Henry: Sure, what do you want to do?
James: Oh... I don’t know... there is nothing to do in Garland.
Henry: Sure, what do you want to do?
James: Oh... I don’t know... there is nothing to do in Garland.
by FuIIer September 20, 2017
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by dobbie11 November 22, 2011
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The techno music was coming from the Garland of gays gathered on the front stoop.
Our Garland was hopping from club to club 'til four in the morning!
Our Garland was hopping from club to club 'til four in the morning!
by jridge84 July 3, 2011
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by themiranguians December 29, 2011
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by Alex——- November 21, 2021
Get the Garland mug.A suburb of Dallas, Texas, USA. The population is around sixty-five thousand as of December 2009. Its school district is one of the few in the country that still allows you to choose which school you wish to go to.
This city was inspiration for the show 'King of the Hill', which is set in 'Arland, Texas.'
Garland was also the location of the beginning of the 2009 movie 'Zombieland.'
Sometimes referred to as G-Town, though that can also refer to Garland High School.
No one rides horses, and the majority of the population does not have a heavy southern drawl.
This city was inspiration for the show 'King of the Hill', which is set in 'Arland, Texas.'
Garland was also the location of the beginning of the 2009 movie 'Zombieland.'
Sometimes referred to as G-Town, though that can also refer to Garland High School.
No one rides horses, and the majority of the population does not have a heavy southern drawl.
by The Color Fiend December 30, 2009
Get the Garland, Texas mug.(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.
(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.
(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.
(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”
“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
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