Garrison

A mystical god-like man whose bodily fluids are said to be sweet and succulent. Rumor is consuming a cryogenically frozen pint of garrison semen will allow one to live with immunity.

Anonymous LPO: hey dude I heard Garrison has that sweet mecos.

Anonymous man: I'm going to have to order some but there's a waiting list on amazon as his mecos is a delicacy.

by thatoneguy642:) March 14, 2013

Grison

The spot between a vagina and asshole that resembles a buffalo.

He ate her beaver, with a side of grison.

by LtHinkel January 13, 2014

Garion

Garion's are usually fun loving people. They tend to have a high level of intelligence and energy. Almost every Garion in the world is a good looking person. Everybody gets along with Garion's.

I love Garion.

by Chashlea February 8, 2009

Garrison White

As close to perfect as you can get. perfect body, perfect hair, perfect eyes, everything. One who is insanely smart, and can pull off a v-neck sweater. also a state champion of some sort.

"did you see that guy?? he was a total Garrison White."

by bahamamammmaa November 9, 2011

Garion

Coolest person ever. Although Garions can be a weird ass people, they are the most fun to hang out with. Cute and REALLY good best friends. Can be pretty good boyfriends too. GREAT at whatever their hobby is ( i.e. Photography, basketball). Very athletic. INSANELY smart!!!!!

"Look at the guy over there, his name is probably Garion!" -Someone
"I have a garion as a best friend!!" -Someone

by Panda bears rule April 23, 2018

The Garrison

slang for West Kingston, Jamaica

Mi come from The Garrison, dun know.

by L0Y January 5, 2010

Gary Garrison

The act of spray painting your balls gold and making your weiner look like a bamboo shoot, so that the elusive PANDA BEAR will come and nibble on it, while you read them poetry.

Dude, I totally did a Gary Garrison last night on your mother.

by Big Panda Nate November 4, 2010