Gargamelian

Gar·ga·mel·ian (adj.)
Pronunciation: gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Etymology: Gargamel (see Smurfs, 1958)

1: Of or relating to Gargamel

2: Acting in such a way as to display commonalities with Gargamel, inc. duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, petty evil.

Governor Sanford's recent secret trip to Argentina was Gargamelian in execution.

by duTrieux June 24, 2009

Gargantutwat

A person of large structure that not only participates in twat like behavior but is basically a twat all the time. They tend to have sister wife hair and have shoes a small child could sleep in.

Oh look there's that gargantutwat. I expect she is off to tell someone how to do something she has never done before.

by HughJ95060 March 26, 2017

Gargamel

Gargamel is an evil black robed hook nosed villain intent on exterminating a race of blue humanoids known as the Smurfs. Gargamel and his cat Ariel hunt the smurfs in hopes of catching them and cooking them and turning them into Gold. The giant nose, black robe and penchant for Gold poses the question, is Gargamel a jew, a disgruntled Holocaust survivor turning the tables by driving the Smurfs from their villages cooking them and turning them into Gold, hoping to exterminate the blue race ?

Gargamel threw the Smurf into the pot and wondered as he wrung his hands how much gold it would yield.

by Professor gouddick March 6, 2019

Gargasm

Verb
The action of gargasming is a sacred act hidden in the deep realms of twitch. It may even be referred to as the dark web. Gargasming is the act of nutting, heavily influenced by Garrett. Correctly used by hot people only.

*gargasm* oh shit I’m dropping *gargasm gargasm* my gargasms *gargams* everywhere *gargasms*

by Succalongtoe May 3, 2021

Gargayee

A witty girl with an uncommonly spelled name. Gargayees have to deal with their name autocorrecting to Gargoyle on a daily basis. If you need someone to make you laugh, Gargayee is your girl. Getting a giggle out of her is almost as easy as failing a maths test and just hearing her laugh can make your day. They are creative, resourceful and kind so she's a great shoulder to cry on. If you have a Gargayee yourself don't lose her or you'll regret it.... she's very shady... it's probably the vine quoting. Gargayees main features are how flawless their skin can be and her warm smile. A Gargayee can appear to have no shame and are born Gryffindors this can make them seem very strange from an outsider's perspective, they enjoy a good book and spiral way too deep into their newest fandom.

So to all the Gargayees in the world. Your name is now in the urban dictionary.

"Oh no theres Gargayee again, plotting world domination."

by The Other Sarah April 10, 2020

Lazy Gargamel

A sexual position that involves two midgets and a piece of rope.

Dude I picked these two bitches up from the circus and gave 'em a Lazy Gargamel!

by Psycheitout February 2, 2009

Gargantunormous

A massively massive, huge, and big amount that is both massively massive, huge, and big.

After working a gazillion hours at NazzBar, Shadylady got a paycheck that was massively massive, huge, and big. It was Gargantunormous!

by Steve Indigo August 5, 2006