Garfonics

A derivative of the English language that is typed, text, or spoken without the need for correct spelling or a socially acceptable view towards other races or religion.

When I'm at a party or social function and I feel a fit of expression come on, I use Garfonics because ...why the fuck not??

by Jerk Johnson January 27, 2016

garlong

Asian man. Very cool hair. Plays only 40L on tetris.

Ioan: I just got 57 seconds on 40L
Garlong: haha I have 15 seconds cause I play everyday

by Yoaster06 October 7, 2020

garfingle

To fondle or grope the vagina or boobs in front of a teacher,police,higher position person,ect without getting caught.

Soon I will garfingle Ashley in front of the principal.

by J masta Flash45 September 26, 2012

Garfing

you get this feeling when you are Kandie Flipping (ecstacy and LSD) and your body trys to move past the 5 senses and collapses.

Im straight up garfing right now my wall is rippling

by Skroddle July 7, 2008

Garmongulous

Comedically or unnaturally larger than large.

A hybrid of "gargantuan", "humongous" and "fabulous", to create a term implying a size greater than all three.

Original usage is credited to author Alan Peterson in "Radio World" newspaper in the early 1990s, describing hand tools used to repair and maintain a century-old carousel in Holyoke, Mass. (see example of usage below)

(excerpt from article) "...trying to fix a telephone using a garmongulous screwdriver meant for the carousel upstairs..."

(other use) "He wasn't just fat... he wasn't just 'circus fat'... this guy was garmongulous!"

by Professor Al September 21, 2009

Garbonga

calling someone garbonga is the biggest badddest insult

Your garbongas bro

by yeeter mageeter November 3, 2020

garbongulus

A word used to describe anything crazy or vastly out of the ordinary; really weird

“My friends has a garbongulus amount of trash in his room.”
“That video about cats peeing was garbongulus”

by Himhan💪🏿 October 16, 2023