garflald

Garfield with autism.

Shut up you fucking Garflald.

by Jesus Garflald July 16, 2021

Garfield Porn

The hottest porn out there. Includes Jon and Liz sex scene and Garfield fucking some lasagna.

When I watch Garfield Porn I cum in 7.7 seconds

by HAWkEdx July 15, 2017

Gardinctious

Something or an event that is extremely ridiculous, unbelievable, and crazy. Can be used both as positively or negatively.

"He's not my child?! That is so absolutely so gardinctious!"

by Jim@#$%^&*my November 1, 2023

andrew garfield

fucking hot man who makes my day 10000 times better and exists as thirst edits in my gallery. best spiderman and you can't deny it.

"andrew garfield is better than tom holland and tobey maguire."
no shit sherlock.

by sexwithandrewgarfield December 25, 2021

Garf's Law

Originating from iFunny user "AllHailLordGarfield", Garf's law is when you visit somebody's account during an argument and it only add's strength to their argument, an inverse of Bidoof’s Law.

"I checked your subscriptions to see if you sub to see if you sub to p0rn accounts and I saw nothing but garfield. Wtf"
-Verified user MemeDragon upon discovering Garf's Law

by TheGameCube March 14, 2020

Andrew Garfield

he is the most adorable sweet and funny human being on this earth. this man is the owner of everyone’s heart and he deserves the best.

who is that spider guy?? THAT IS ANDREW GARFIELD THE CUTES HUMAN ON EARTH

by leviosius July 14, 2021

fluff your garfield

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"

"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

by Euphysics May 13, 2005