andrew garfield

fucking hot man who makes my day 10000 times better and exists as thirst edits in my gallery. best spiderman and you can't deny it.

"andrew garfield is better than tom holland and tobey maguire."
no shit sherlock.

by sexwithandrewgarfield December 25, 2021

Andrew Garfield

he is the most adorable sweet and funny human being on this earth. this man is the owner of everyone’s heart and he deserves the best.

who is that spider guy?? THAT IS ANDREW GARFIELD THE CUTES HUMAN ON EARTH

by leviosius July 14, 2021

fluff your garfield

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"

"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

by Euphysics May 13, 2005

Garfield snorkel

When a man sticks his ball's in a woman's mouth and slaps his cock across her face while the woman sucks in on the man's balls.

"Dude, I gave her the Garfield snorkel last night. My ball sack is so saggy."

by TheSnorkel January 18, 2008

Garfield

The lord and creator of our universe

Are you gonna praise Garfield today?

by Wolfking July 15, 2019

garfielf

the derp version of garfield

garfielf, you are such a fat cat, why are you so fat?

by jonthestupidfuk June 9, 2017

Garfield Kart

A 3DS game from 2015 that was created by God himself. Ancient Byzantine empires held Garfield Kart on a golden pedestal, which caused many a global conflict. WW1 was actually caused when Archduke Franz Ferdinand came into a copy of Garfield Kart: Epic Jesus Corkscrew Edition, and Gavrilo Princip was like, "Oh hell nah, I'm finna kill this boi."

Jesus: Can I have video game making abilities to please our subjects?

God: Of course, son.

Jesus: *Actually makes Garfield Kart, which causes eternal turmoil*

Also Jesus: wOrLd WaR tImE.

by TheLastHomicide November 29, 2018