Garen

Big Dick
Muscular
Energetic
Hyper
Autistic
Flirts a lot but never Gets Girls

Garen Has Down Syndrome

by G Master 69 January 1, 2020

garen

Garen is a playable character in the MOBA game League of Legends. He has a youger sister called Lux, and is well known for screaming "DEMACIA".

His passive ability is Perseverance , Q Decisive Strike, W Courage, E Judgement, and finally, his ult. Demacian Justice.

Look at that Garen and his spinning technique!

by hetaliatrash (´ ∀ ` *) August 26, 2018

garen

a short form of guarantee, implying an extremity either negative or positive

"That was a garen slack test today" or "man, you garened that guys face"

by poop March 3, 2004

garen

garen (n.)
-someone who is hated by basically everybody

garen (vb.)
-to fuck up someone else's life

garen (adj.)
-romantically disabled

You're such a garen.

She got garrened.

by Red Licker July 3, 2019

Garen Main

A Garen main is a person who is either new to league of legends, has played league of legends and is still trash, or just a person who lives for the memes via the wet noodle slap or spin to win.

Mid: Garen... wtf are you...
Garen main: DEMACIAAAAAA! *dies*

by ForDemacia May 12, 2018

dirty garen

A Dirty Garen is a type of female that can only be satisfied by a black life size silicone replica of a horse penis.

Dude with what you are packing you have no chance with her, she is a Dirty Garen.

by Jim@tiktok May 6, 2020

Garen

A ship between two boys (len and garby) that insist they are straight when they are obviously not.

'Garen is canon.'

'I need to feed the garen shippers, they are going feral.' - garby himself

by garenshipperhehe August 22, 2020