the gardner

Its when your having sex doggy style and just before you bust your load, you pull out and rip her ass hairs off of her balloon knot with your fingers like if they where weeds.

the Gardner teaches girls to shave the asshole.

by Hectizzle June 5, 2007

Gardnered

To be minding one's own business and then find one's self hit in the head (usually with a soft projectile).

I was intently trying to finish my work when, out of nowhere, I was Gardnered with a beachball.

by FRS December 9, 2008

Casey Gardner

The best character from Atypical and the queer icon we all need. Probably punching her brother or making out with Izzie, she's a real rollercoaster. All lesbians who've seen the show thinks she's hot.

"I am going to sit on you like an egg... Tweep tweep!" - Casey Gardner

by demon debbie September 12, 2020

uphill gardner

slang for homosexual man

butt-pirate, turd-burglar, one that punctures the one-way-valve.

by draegerfrog March 10, 2005

rachel gardner

Best anime girl 2018. From the anime Satsuriko no Tenshi (Angels of Death)

02 wishes she could be Rachel Gardner

by Elkian July 18, 2018

Guy Gardner

Formerly a member of the Green Lantern Corps, Guy Gardner is an anti-hero who butts heads with his fellow heroes almost as often as he pounds the bad guys. Still, despite his beligerent in-your-face attitude Guy has a sincere desire to protect the innocent and make those who threaten them wish they were never born. Guy never gives up and can always be counted on to cover your back. Currently goes by the alias "Warrior".

"I do a job and I do it well. Im Guy Gardner. Top THAT, fanboy!"

by Doc Evil July 26, 2003

Backyard Gardner

Whilst a strapping young male is plowing away from behind at tiring verge of the lady of the house, the young male notices an unfortunate patch of unsightly hair growing on the northern rim of the balloon knot. Without diverting any noticable attention from his rear attacking duties, our young hero decides to pluck said hair why at the same time buring his shovel to an uncomfortable depth... thus creating the perfect divertion to achieve the much needed backyard gardening.

Teh kicker: this manuever is so versitile that it can be accomplished with hotwax, tweezers, or old-fashion fingers.

And thirdly: what woman isn;t thankful that you not only found the hidden hair but disposed of it. It good, honest fun.

Margo wants me to strap on my Backyard Gardner hat, because my first attempt left a hairy cheerio above her tiger Eye.

by BabySealClubSamich December 1, 2007