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Ganitis

The disease that results from the contraction of the Staphylococcus Shigellosis microorganism. AKA Post-Gan Syndrome (PGS). It is caused by poo-to-mouth contact, and is commonly found in Chinese take-out joints all over Manhattan and sheisty Queens (see: Dougie's).

Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.

Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.

Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.

Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.
Ariel: I have after-the-gan. Got it bad.

Me: Mother-of-Christ. It seems to be a classic case of Ganitis.
by ehealth November 4, 2008
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gandi

Gandi is a word in Oriya language largely spoken in the east Indian state of Odisha. Gandi means ass or buttocks in Oriya language.
Gandi has various colloquial uses in Oriya as the following would illustrate.

"Gandi Muna" means a pair of shorts that is worn to cover one's buttocks.

"Gandi Munda" means beginning & the end.
Sala, To Gandi Munda andhara kari debi. Mu ehara Gandi Munda pauni.
(I don't know its beginning nor its end.)

"Gandi Gunjiba" means to find a place e.g with difficulty to sit on.

"Gandi Pasa" means hanger on.

"Gandi Fatiba" means to loose courage.

"Gandi Fateiba" means to intimidate somebody so as to leave him speechless.
(Magiha! To Gandi Fatei debi)

"Gandi Puchu Puchu Haba" means to be overcome with awe & fear.

"Gandire Pasiba" means to flatter somebody to win his favour.
Ta Gandire Pasiba ra mane kichchi nahi.
(Its of no use to flatter him)

"Gandi Mariba" means to have anal sex with somebody. It also means to fuck or screw.

"Gandi Mareiba" means to be fucked or screwed by somebody. It also means to be cheated or deceived by somebody.

"Gandia" means an effeminate person having large soft round ass.
Magiha Se'ta ede Gandia!
(What an effeminate & pusillanimous fellow he is!)

"Gandu" means an impotent person willing to be fucked anally.
Magiha Se'ta pukka Gandu ta re!
by Robert Marker January 22, 2013
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ganning

The technique of playing video games. Specifically, the involvement of avoiding conflict in multiplayer melee games, letting the other players fight and lose lives. Taking cheapshots, attacking players only when they already have a large amount of damage and claiming large victories from all of the kills obtained.
"get in on the action, and stop ganning"

"No one cares if you win the matched, you ganned the whole time."
by Xavier Crews March 8, 2008
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Ganfin

A derogatory word used to describe someone who is ugly beyond words.

This is used in a context when words such as: mong/bogging/disgusting/hideous are just not effective enough.
Connor: Hey did you see that chick?
Michael: Yeah she was seriously ganfin
by Connor Gallagher February 8, 2009
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gaknified

State in which acne has taken over one's face. Acne to such an extreme extent; facial skin is nearly unrecognizable.
Sally's face is all gaknified.
by Dallas DeWayne May 12, 2009
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gainiac

a musician, usually a guitarist, addicted to ridiculously high amounts of gain/overdrive on their amp and always in the pursuit of more ball-shaking, pinch squealing, brutally chunky and thick, ear splitting, face melting, body crushing action, that is distortion
Any guitarist who has had an amp and turned it all the way to 10 wishing it would go to 11!!! Van Halen, Dimebag Darrell, Angus Young, Me!!! Amps such as Mesa Boogie Triple Rectifier, Bogner Uberschall, ENGL Fireball, EVH 5150, Krank Krankenstein+, Soldano SLO 100, Peavey 6505, Bugera 6262

Alex: Eddie's been fuckin with his amp and now it sounds better than ever!!

Eddie: ALL IT NEEDED WAS MORE VESPENE GAS, I'M A GAINIAC!!!
by KUSHxCOMMANDO December 3, 2009
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Gafnimit

The worst type of person. A gafnimit has every bad quality that one human could possibly have.
Zen is one ugly gafnimit
by BigBoySebastian February 22, 2019
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