Gunkatron

A hardcore gamer whos sweat has fused them into their gamer chair (throne).

The gamer chair (throne) will eventually take over the gamers body and form a cocoon.

Soon after, the victim will lose control of their body and senses and be taken over by gunk (sweat, chip dust, grease, dry ejaculate, etc). The gunk will form a mech-like suit and inevitably take over the world.

"Marco I left enough gunk in your mom last night to make a gunkatron." - Anthony

by Getika August 24, 2022

wankathon

An extended and rigorous session of masturbation with a duration of not less than 8 hours. Short breaks not exceeding 2 minutes at a stretch are allowed to take care of other personal needs such as bathroom breaks and urgent incoming phone calls. One of the feature points of a wankathon is to control the ejaculation, as otherwise there would not be any wankathon.

Santosh is having an all-night internet chat wankathon.

by Santosh July 30, 2008

Wankathon

An extended, usually corporate, self-congratulatory gathering, as a substitute for doing something for real.

Manager: How can we motivate those programmers to keep working 12 hour days for decreasing pay?

HR Consultant: The most effective way would be to organise a wankathon in a cheap conference centre making out we value their views on agile development and shit like that.

Manager: How cheap?

by Wankauthority September 8, 2011

Gayathon

A marathon competition whereby two contenders for the Queer Crown compete in the artistic field of general thread, chat and forum gayness - please note, if using a Gayatron to measure the gayness be sure to calibrate it correctly

After a huge Gayathon, silvaside was declared King of the Fags

by becy June 25, 2004

gankashanka

A criminal-minded person who commits or has committed an armed mugging and murder with a knife or knife-like weapon. (i.e.- the bastard ganked your wallet and shanked your sorry ass.)

Stay away from Maurice, man--the dude's a damn gankashanka.

by Gadzoobles January 15, 2011

gangatron

synonym of “gang”. can be used when talking about a group of close friends. not to be confused with violent gang affliction.

them: wait milly aren’t those your friends over there?

milly: ahhh yes, that’s gangatron 🤘

by millihouse September 17, 2022

wankathon

A recreational wanking event with a sustained duration of 8 hours. The 8 hours is selected based on my personal and extensive experience in the matter. This differs from some of the other definitions which indicate a spirit of competition. It is more about masturbation at ease.

Profit is the reigning champion of the Minnesota Wankathon

by Santosh "Jim Profit" George May 5, 2006