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Gandalfing

to be so gassy that you feel that you are able to make a ship out of the gas that has just excreted from your anus.
I am gandalfing the nina right now....everyone watch out
Gandalfing by gamontro211 August 27, 2007

Gandalfing

The art of talking out of your arse and lying about every single thing. It is also the art of heavily breathing down a microphone regardless of how many times someone asks you to stop.
Someone says - "My grandad blew away in a tent"

One is to respond with - "that is bullshit. You are gandalfing"
Gandalfing by ThunderFox69 December 17, 2017

Gandalfing

The act of receiving it up the ass and squeezing your anus shut so hard that the tip of the penetrator is severed, whilst announcing "you shall not pass"
Gerald thought that Gandalfing his best friend would be a way to spice up their relationship.
Gandalfing by Diggin-in-me Douglas February 7, 2025

James Gandolfini

Former character actor who finally starred in a leading role as the Mob boss matriarch on HBO's The Sopranos. He was great then, but proves to be even better now. He now proves to be a remarkable actor.
Where will Gandolfini go when "The Sopranos" is over with? Maybe he'll consider leading role.
James Gandolfini by Kyle February 23, 2005

Gandolfining

Getting too drunk/high as to where you pass out in an odd position, which makes it look like you are dead.
"We came home last night and he was gandolfining against the wall, next to the front door."

"I'll probably have one two many shots tonight and gandolfini it"

"I got fini'd last night"

Gandalfin' 

When someone/or something prevents you from gaining passage, or stops you from finishing your work.
The game kicked me and refuses to grant me entry! This bitch be Gandalfin'.