Galonski

A collective noun referencing a series of unfortunate events resulting from a lack of planning.

Today when we went to power up the temporary powerstation, it tripped three times. What an absolute Galonski!

by AV AV AV June 4, 2021

Gallon Challenge

The game by which a participant must drink an entire gallon of milk within an hour without vomiting.

After attemping the Gallon Challenge, I had to clean the floor and buy a new shirt.

by Brozi November 29, 2004

Galoon

A galoon is a gallon of the cheapest wine which means it is usually made from the residue of other wine pressings.

On the weekends we boys in the navy got drunk on a galoon of pink wine each cause it was cheap and fun to say - let's get ourselves a galoooooon of wine!

by beansforbreakfast July 28, 2019

Bakers Gallon

A term to describe consuming 160oz of beer. If you are drinking 32oz beers, the 5th one would make a bakers gallon.

After Boaz drank a bakers gallon of beer, he got another lap dance.

by Bernard Bangwanger November 6, 2004

five gallon fart

When you realize you realize you only had to fart after sitting down to take a shit but you flush the toilet anyways

Joe: I pulled off another classic five gallon fart at Gina’s house yesterday

John: Seriously!? There’s a drought going on in California and you’re out here wasting all that water on flatulence?!

by chunky tinkler May 28, 2021

Whore's gallon

The exact amount of cum needed to overload a woman's throat, mouth, and nasal capacity causing cum to spray out from her mouth or nose

I haven't nutted in 2 weeks. I'm going to give my girl a whore's gallon

by J0hnfrum September 6, 2018

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022