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Guillionaire 

noun, adj
A portmanteau of guillotine and billionaire, refers to billionaires that would receive the guillotine in a revolution.
Jeff Bezos, who presently sits atop guillionaire mountain, couldn't resist the urge to single handedly gentrify Long Island City for a fistful of dollars.

The Koch brothers, famed guillionaires for perennial donations to conservative PACs, stand to profit an order of magnitude more from the Keystone XL pipeline; it takes money to make money!
Guillionaire by QalTeq February 7, 2019
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gillionaire 

To have more than one million gil in the popular final fantasy 7 game for the sony playstation console
I've just just sold my mastered All materia for 1,400,000...I guess that makes me a gillionaire.
gillionaire by sirholdthem June 17, 2008

kajillionaire 

• It’s an English slang term for a person with a very large amount of money.

• A kajillionaire is a highly expressive word that means “insanely rich,” or “beyond rich.”
My grandad is a Kajillionaire , he doesn't even know how much money he has.
kajillionaire by AyoubED October 20, 2020

Gabillionaire 

Person who uses a countless number of fake words in common speech.
That man had so much money that he was a gabillionaire.
Gabillionaire by ReReReRe March 19, 2009

Gagillionare 

A person who has a Gagillion dollars ($US) or could have had a Gagillion dollars had they not thrown away thousands of AOL 1.0 5 1/2 Disk Floopy Diskettes.
Dash could have been a Gagillionare, but threw away his AOL 1.0 Diskettes like a noob.
Gagillionare by Jordan Butters February 21, 2008

GOzillionaire 

One who primarily wears black socks. Drinks only four kinds of alcholic beverages, in this order; Free, whiskey, beer, tequila. Replaces the 'L' in a word for an 'R' for no particular reason at all. Loves buffalo sauce and chicken wings. Knows how and has played the game 'AWESOME'. Only labels things as being 'GOzillionaire' correctly. One who can spell 'GOzillionaire' correctly. Must have all.

Black socks. Cheap black t-shirts. Anything that can be purchased at a reasonably low price, but is still awesome and amazing to own. A lifestyle. Something that costs an unbelieveable amount of money.

One who tolerates "CROW!, shark, lobster, free, red, mallard, same person!"
Makes you feel like a GOzillionaire!
Got my GOzillionaire socks on!
It cost about a GOzillion dollars.

Forest Gump - The original GOzillionaire
GOzillionaire by CROW! November 9, 2011

Gabillionaire 

Function: noun

Date: coined early twenty-first century

1. A person whose estimations of worth include pseudo-numbers, often with mix-and-match prefixes and suffixes.
<ka-million, qua-trillion, ga-zillion, etc.> If a person uses this word to describe a wealthy individual, they are themselves, in fact, the true "gabillionaire".


2. One whose assets exceed the nonsensical amount of "gabillion". A rare breed, to be sure.
1. "It's ok, I have a bazillion of these at home. Take some." -person

"You must be able to afford them because you're a gabillionaire." -other person *chuckles knowingly*



2. The gabillionaire's home was hard to find, given that their party had no idea what it looked like; the proprietor had described the value his estate in terms that cannot be represented in standard bank accounts.
Gabillionaire by calubflower April 1, 2009