Self gratification

The "polite" term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, beating your meat, polishing your pole, having a wank, ect. ect. You get it. It's how the news man would tell the audience you've been jerking off.

In local news, city councilman McAccerty was allegedly found engaging in self gratification behind the bus shelter with a toy giraffe and a roast chicken. We go live on the scene of his press conference now.

by Dr_dude November 3, 2019

instant gratification

1)immediate satisfaction; the quick attainability of happiness or of contentness.
2)Orgasmic.

1)Children always seek instant gratification.
2)That ho? She instant gratification.

by Mimir September 23, 2003

Gayification

The process by which something (usually a noun) that was previously not gay, becomes gay. This usually occurs by extensive exposure to gayness.

Dude, Joe must have went through some serious gayification recently. He wants to go to a gay bar tonight, and he never normally would have.

by steelbackguy May 21, 2011

sexual gratification

Sexual gratification is the need or want for sex from someone specific.

If you haven't had sex with your spouse in awhile "It's not about an organism! It's about sexual gratification "

by Urban Doctor August 23, 2016

garification

Agreement on the plan of action by anyone with the name Gary.

Our plan has been run through the garification process.

by Idiotvillager October 9, 2017

Gramifications

Somethings that has massive ramifications for grammar.

That guys butchering of the english language with have gramifications.

by Rylax April 23, 2010

grubification

to eat like ravenous beasts upon a large feast of whatever kind of food, much like having the munchies.

Bro, (stumbling while walking) im STILL hammered from last night.. (looks at watch, its 3pm) *hiccup* Grubification at the taco truck on the corner?

by iggernay ootfay September 17, 2010