The "polite" term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, beating your meat, polishing your pole, having a wank, ect. ect. You get it. It's how the news man would tell the audience you've been jerking off.
In local news, city councilman McAccerty was allegedly found engaging in self gratification behind the bus shelter with a toy giraffe and a roast chicken. We go live on the scene of his press conference now.
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The process by which something (usually a noun) that was previously not gay, becomes gay. This usually occurs by extensive exposure to gayness.
Dude, Joe must have went through some serious gayification recently. He wants to go to a gay bar tonight, and he never normally would have.
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Get the Gramifications mug.to eat like ravenous beasts upon a large feast of whatever kind of food, much like having the munchies.
Bro, (stumbling while walking) im STILL hammered from last night.. (looks at watch, its 3pm) *hiccup* Grubification at the taco truck on the corner?
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