The one true religion. It states that one day, there will be a third coming of Half Life and on that day, all console peasants will burn in their shitty 15 FPS games.
Kid: "Hey dad, could we go outside?"
Dad: "You are in a house of gabenism. You shall not say that word, young man."
Dad: "You are in a house of gabenism. You shall not say that word, young man."
by XxX_2DaNk4Me_XxX January 5, 2016
Get the gabenism mug.Literally "Not Good" refers to the Governor of DKI Jakarta for the 2017-2022 period. This word is a satire as a form of dissatisfaction with the identity politics he did when campaigning (even human corpse are being politicized) and when he sat in the Governor's seat, Jakarta went on autopilot. During those five years there were no meaningful results of the Gabener's work. Some of them even resulted in the people of DKI losing their lives.
A: Gabener is wasting the budget. Buy glue, overpay, bamboo bastard, and many more.
B: Yes, the governor's proceeds from selling verses and corpses, that's how it is.
B: Yes, the governor's proceeds from selling verses and corpses, that's how it is.
by Shén March 8, 2023
Get the Gabener mug.Valve Software's Gabe Newell's Password for Half-Life Fallout. Was found out by one member and exploited into the "fake gold post" where the member posted as Gabe.
by Lambda.core June 13, 2005
Get the gaben mug.When Lord Gaben decides to bless us with his mighty sales box while actually f****ng our wallets in the ass.
Oh its almost Christmas, time for the Gabening
by Gabmeister3000 January 5, 2017
Get the Gabening mug.this dude is a business legend he owns a diner and a megacorporation he even managed to crush Mario and Luigi in the waiter by smg4
yo gaben is so beast
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