Gabejob

A Gabejob essentially is a blowjob where the recipient proceeds to fall asleep eating a sandwich almost immediately after the deed was done.

Oh man, I got a Gabejob yesterday. So I finished making my sandwich, and my girlfriend came into the living room, just opened my pants and started sucking me off while I was sitting there, trying to eat my sandwich. When I came all over her face, I just crashed on the couch and fell asleep with a half eaten sandwich on my chest.

by Humour July 20, 2010

gabeing

Kicking your only soccer goal when your mom ain't lookin

Jeff was gabeing last week, much to the shock of everyone

by Auggie July 26, 2004

gabeing

Standing around bullshitting with people who are trying to get work done.

Would you quit gabeing please I am trying to get my 15 calls done.

by Austeeeezy09 April 13, 2021

The Gabrio

A sexual maneuver invented by Gabrio where you go down on a virgin and proceed to pluck a piece of the virgins hymen out with your tongue... you then give it a couple swirls in your mouth and kiss the virgin while passing the hymen into her mouth.

Person 1: Hey man I had a snowball fight with a hyena the other day.
Person 2: Oh you did the Gabrio... nice on yeah

by Gabrio August 12, 2018

gabeing

to act like little john

bob gabed so much saying "yeah!" that he was soon beaten to death because of it

by some asian kid September 20, 2004

gabeing

to claim your "innet dohn werk"

gabe gabed so much during class we had to make fun of him

by some asian kid September 20, 2004

gabeing

The act of insetual groping of ones own teet for personal gratification.

"Quit gabeing yourself and get back to shaving your mom's back."

by Traemasterflash July 24, 2008