Ground

Trying to stand on someone else's sacred ground isnt standing your ground.

A lot of people who settled in the Midwest must have thought they were standing their ground, even though it wasnt really theirs. Same thing with British troops in Africa.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020

Ground pound

What Vtuber Amelia Watson did to your mom last night.

Amelia Watson: "'...nothing beats a Ground Pound!' That's funny, 'cause uh.. you guys know.. that's actually.. what I did TO YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT HEHAHAHAHA."

by Arsnova July 15, 2021

ground hoggin

When you have to take a dump so bad you can feel the turd start to peep out of your ass. Derived from the ground hog peeping out of the ground to see his shadow.

Dude you better pull over at the next gas station im ground hoggin!!!!

by Bogga Red April 11, 2007

Ground Pound

This is similar to the move in the Mario Brother’s games and can be preformed by either a woman or a man. If a woman is performing, she jumps from a perched location and tries to land her cooch right on the man’s wang. If the man is performing, he attempts to achieve a hole in one in the woman’s snatch. Failure to penetrate = unimaginable pain and possibly an ER visit.

Tyrant: Yo big easy, why didn’t you come golfing yesterday?

Big Easy: Dawg, my dick is broken. I attempted a Ground Pound on my wife, and I totally missed. My dick ran right into the ground, and now it’s more purple than a rotten eggplant.

Tyrant: Just rub some neosporin on it and you should be fine.

by Stoney69 June 28, 2019

Ground Control

A slang term used in the drug world meaning the sober person that looks out for the other person who's under the effects of LSD, mushrooms or other hallucinogenic drugs.

You bet I'm gonna try some acid, wanna be my ground control?

by Héctor Andrés Mayoral May 4, 2008

ground harness

The device used by Australians to prevent them from falling into the sun.

Ausie 1: Hey mate, your ground harness is getting loose
Asuie 2: Thanks mate, would have fallen into the sun without that

by @heavily_sinful May 3, 2018

Ground Ball

A drunk chick who should be easy to bag.

I'm going for that ground ball over there. I hope I don't Bill Buckner it.

by Jay Knockers February 10, 2009