Gregg

A bipolar smarty that wants to find your weakness to break you down but is a clown.. A shadow that follows you..

That's so Gregg it's below the belt.

Why be white about it when you can be Gregg.

The groundhog seen it Gregg ugh

by Youaintit June 21, 2017

gregg

An alien looking mofo who has an extremely small penis and has a hobby of inserting large sharp objects into the anal cavity. Typically a Gregg can be found in slums of most neighborhoods offering blowjobs to minors for a jolly rancher. If you see a Gregg, report them to the closest police department immediatly.

Kid: Hey dad look! theres a homeless man touching bobby's privates with his mouth!
Parent: Yes son, That is what we call a Gregg

by $$$$SNAX34$$$$ April 14, 2015

Gregg

A unit of length. 1 gregg = 1.35 inches. Can be used as a conversion factor between the Metric system and the Foot/Pound system. Based upon the penial length of a mythological man named Gregg/Garry. Used in scientific studies as well as daily life.

Dude, your car is going to get a ticket since it is 7 greggs away from the curb!

by Rajew February 13, 2010

Gregg

Gregg is someone who has no hair and is bald.

Yo Gregg is really bald

by Lil Giantz December 18, 2019

Gregg

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by Unkempt_Wombat December 19, 2018

Gregg

The way hippie trash spells the name 'Greg'. Are often found in the organic isle in Whole Foods.

Gregg: Hey everyone! I spell my name with TWO g's!
*extended silence*
Gregg: I'm also vegan

by Granana August 15, 2018

Gregg

A Gregg is usually a kind and generous, but also a very complex person. Gregg is also a term used when describing anger or road rage. A Gregg is usually a prick to others for no reason at all.

I'm sorry I spilled wine on your carpet, but you don't have to be such a Gregg about it.

by robman999 May 20, 2018