Skip to main content

the greatest plan

when charles from henry stikman games does this he commits a mass murder by kamakazeeing his helacopter into you, henry.
by spit fire (attack plane) October 1, 2020
mugGet the the greatest plan mug.
In 1869, Pokrovskoye, Russia, a man named Grigori Rasputin was born.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.
Person 1: "You know Alex?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine
by BigYearSevenBoi February 1, 2019
mugGet the russia's greatest love machine mug.

greatest speech ever

The speech from Team america world police. At the end... you know the great one.
The greatest speech ever:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
by jodertu November 21, 2010
mugGet the greatest speech ever mug.

this is the greatest plan

When Charles come smashing in the window with his helicopter
Charles: This is the greatest plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mission failed bruh
by That epic boi October 26, 2020
mugGet the this is the greatest plan mug.
Nickelback got together and created a CD of there best hits, unfortunately in the end this CD was released with 0 songs on it, as Nickelback has no great hits
smith: "did you get that Nickelback Greatest Hits Album yet?"
Johnson: "you mean the one with 0 songs on it, thats that shit, that Nickelback pays you to buy because it's that shit?"
smith: "yes that one"
Johnson: "yea i got it yesterday"
by T-Unit45 October 31, 2009
mugGet the Nickelback Greatest Hits Album mug.

Ony the Greatest

Ony the Greatest is a person who lives in white middle class suburbs, who probably hasn't been diagnosed with a light syndrome of down's syndrome yet.. He is also a wannabe rap superstar! The song's he makes sound like they were written up while eating at a local Chipotle and then later on finished while taking a massive crap.
Guy 1
-Hey man have you heard Ony the Greatest's cover of Heartless?
Guy 2
-Yeah man.. It sounded like the shit I took this morning.
by #1ONYFAN January 20, 2013
mugGet the Ony the Greatest mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email