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granny panties 

idiots like to complain about granny panties, "thongs" are ridculous and stupid. and label them "for old people"
idiot 1: shes hot!
idiot 2: he's hot!
idiot 3: were superficial assholes, and we don't even know you but we hate the way you look!

thongs are the new "granny panties"
granny panties by hate_society December 28, 2005

granny panties 

granny panties by Cassie April 6, 2004

granny panties 

Giant, comfy, stretched-out underpants that women wear 1-2 years into a long-term relationship after the initial thrill of sexy lingerie is gone (usually accompanied by failure to wax nether regions).
Aw man, my girlfriend used to dress like a Victoria's Secret model; now she has a mom muff and wears granny panties. She's still sexy, tho!
granny panties by mommuff June 24, 2014

granny panties 

underwear that go past your belly button, and are huge and stupid!
that chick doesnt look good with those granny panties.
granny panties by dominique December 9, 2004

granny panties 

maaaaaassive panties generrally frilly and worn by the older, older generation.

granny panties are famously worn by Bridget Jones in the film Bridget Jones's Diary and number 2
oi Matt, check out that nan's ridiculous granny panties!!!!
granny panties by maxxximus August 7, 2007

granny panties 

The kind that get you out of having sex... (almost like a diaper, in other words dont wear em if you ever wanna have a sex life)
George was so turned off by Suzie's over sized granny panties, that he refused to have sexual intercourse with her.
granny panties by Kinky Kiki (steph) December 28, 2005