Golem

Golem is a card in a popular mobile game Clash royale by Supercell, if you ever encounter a person using it in game you are allowed to commit war crimes and kill yourself, because thw chances of you winning are lower than the golem user's confidence level. A person which uses golem has probably been held hostage by 15 big black men in a basement where he was raped continuously, after escaping he became addicted to sucking cock and riding huge dicks, his mother is a drug addict and his father has never returned from the store.

Josh:"Hey man you're looking kinda upset, what's up?"

Daniel:"It's just that i haven't been able to drink a gallon of fresh semen yesterday, and now im trash at playing golem."

by Clash Royale expert 69 December 1, 2021

Golem

The Golem is a card in the famous game Clash Royale. Players who use Golem decks get no bitches and have no skill. They tend to just throw everything behind the Golem at the bridge during 2x elixir. After they three crown you, they start spamming free emotes such as the CRL Knight emote.

Person #1 - "Let me see your deck."

Person #2 - "Ok, here"

Person #3 - "Dude, you play golem? I bet your parents are divorced"

by perc O_o January 27, 2022

Golem

A clash royale card the users of this card usually can’t get women and think they are invisible to women often paired with night witch it is the best way to come out in public “I use golem” Me-“kys

I hate u cuz u use golem

by E giant March 6, 2022

Golem Night Witch

The most no skill play tactic in Clash Royale used by people who have no time to develop their skills as players.

Fuck that golem night witch user

by Masterexolegy November 30, 2018

Golem clone

Golem clone is a strategy/deck in Clash Royale made by Supercell. People that use this deck/strategy are usually 14 year old gay boys riding on big black cock that have no friends or family and cry every time they play because it reminds them of how lonely they are. This type of playtime will get you hated just about everywhere you go if they see it.

Aye bro, down for some Clash Royale?

Ye, we can do 2v2s. I'll use golem clone.

I always knew that was why your father left you, but I just wanted to make sure it was because your mother left as well.

by Game Slander September 5, 2021

Iron Golem

An iron golem is what happens when villagers need someone to protect them from players and mobs. These mobs are pussy's and have to rely on the acceptability from the villagers that keep it hostage. for every 10 villagers there's one Iron Golem.

The iron golem uses a flower to get children into there basements

by TheWindowsVistaForRealThisTime September 25, 2018

Pube golem

A slang term for a buff, hairy Jewish man.

Mom: how was your first day playing Dungeons and Dragons sweetheart?
Kid: My dungeon master put a fearless pube golem barbarian in front of the smoking hot princesses that need rescuing.

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019