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God-Dammit Josh

Something everyone says when a Josh fucks up... All Josh's eventually fuck up
Josh: I accidentally burned down your house last night...
Some random person: God-Dammit Josh!!!
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GOD DAMMIT CHIP

refering to kid named chip who maid everyone do sprints at football for messing around. or any kid that got u in trouble. just switch out chip for his or her name.
coach: teams running extra sprints today because of a kid messin around in school.
Team: GOD DAMMIT CHIP
by the dobbs September 8, 2007
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God dammit Luigi

What ya just wanna say when you see Luigi's answer on the "What are the Mario bros opinions on..." meme.
Guy:*sees Luigi's answer on what are the Mario bros opinions on cheating*God dammit Luigi!
by Gacha Queen September 7, 2019
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god dammit fat ass

a person with such a big fat ass that when people see them walking down the street, they say, "God dammit, that's a big fat ass."
"God dammit, that's a big fat ass."
by Russell Barker May 17, 2004
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god dammit she pregnant

God dammit she pregnant means that she is pregnant you might get grounded so no mo gamecube.
"BABE IM PREGNANT"
"god dammit she pregnant."
by notononlineclasses November 9, 2020
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God God Dammit Dammit

From Mitch Hedberg's comedy bit about the vending machine with an HH button. He presses H twice instead of the HH button and gets the wrong snack.

Generally, an exclamation of extreme frustration.

Specifically, an exclamation of extreme frustration when you made the wrong choice based on insufficient or faulty information, usually said of something trivial like getting the wrong snack out of a vending machine.
"I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was HH, so I went to the side, I found the H button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin'...potato chips came out man, 'cause they had a HH button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of HH. I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god dammit dammit." - Mitch Hedberg

Ah, man! I ordered the deluxe platter and it turns out it's a fuckin' veggie burger and a soy-based milkshake. God God Dammit Dammit!

She told me over the internet that she was a virgin, and I was all excited, but it turns out she's also really ugly. God God Dammit Dammit!
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