gratification

Gratification is the positive emotional response (happiness) to a fulfillment of desire.

If gratification ceases, so does the devotion.

by Kevin Shokrollahi December 31, 2007

goatsified

To have your butthole stretched open at least 6" in diameter.

That fool was goatsified.

by vectus October 27, 2003

Self gratification

The "polite" term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, beating your meat, polishing your pole, having a wank, ect. ect. You get it. It's how the news man would tell the audience you've been jerking off.

In local news, city councilman McAccerty was allegedly found engaging in self gratification behind the bus shelter with a toy giraffe and a roast chicken. We go live on the scene of his press conference now.

by Dr_dude November 3, 2019

instant gratification

1)immediate satisfaction; the quick attainability of happiness or of contentness.
2)Orgasmic.

1)Children always seek instant gratification.
2)That ho? She instant gratification.

by Mimir September 23, 2003

goatified

A term used to describe someone or something that is great or the greatest of all time.

“Did you see that throw? That quarterback is goatified.”

by LEM4R November 28, 2019

Gratifitaco

The gratification felt after having enjoyed a taco, usually after a long wait in a car or meeting.

"I got my gratifitaco at Jack In The Box!"

by Clamanity May 31, 2007

Goatfied

Being too damn good at what you're doing it's unbelievable.

A:Damn did you see that guy ?!
B: Yeah that guy is unbelievable.... He's Goatfied.

by Atocany March 7, 2019