glockencock

The Scottish celebration in which they celebrate the kilt as a memory of old man McHaggis who got his dick shot off.

"On glockencock we wear the kilt to let our cocks hang free"

by Concerned Psychopath December 4, 2020

Glock dookie

A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people

He almost upped the glock dookie on em when he wouldn’t give up his soups

by Boogiedown April 11, 2022

No School Foster Glocester!

As a kid just over the line from RI, I would wait by the radio on snowy school mornings hanging on every word of school closings that Salty Brine would call out. While most times my school had to go to school, *GROAN!* there was most always a school that made the no school cut. I can still hear Salty's teaasing voice as he knew we all knew what was coming shouting out with glee: "No School Foster Glocester!!" Who were these lucky kids...geeeez!?!? lol

Salty Brines most called out snow day was for No School Foster Glocester!

by washashoreCC January 23, 2019

glocktavious

A degenerate male of African American descent. Usually under 40. Lacks education, employment and sexual discipline. Is usually apart of gang violence or residential crimes. Terrorizes every community that he resides in; especially the women and children.

We could create a safe community if we keep the glocktavious’s away.

by Truthbetold2023 November 23, 2022

glockford

a hood ass place, also known as rockford, illinois. depending on where you are shit could go down.

there be so much narco shit goin down, we don’t live in rockford no mo’ we live in glockford

by queen hilfiger October 12, 2018

Floppy Glock

Floppy Glock is a term used to describe how fast a school shooters gun is moving. The shooter is moving so fast and popping so many caps in asses that the gun looks rubbery and is moving frantically as fellow student are being capped

Nick shot the school up on Monday and he was popping shots so fast he had a floppy Glock

by BenSpankin May 17, 2017

Glockenspiel

1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids

2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells

Can also be shorted to “glock”

Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now

Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man

by Extra Muscular Car January 1, 2023