A Rudy Gobert is your friend who never takes serious issues, serious. For example, a Rudy Gobert will joke about catching COVID-19 and then he will be the tool who ends up getting COVID-19.
Hey, Antonio, don't lick your fingers after eating your hot cheetos, it is not healthy and you do not want to get sick with that COVID-19! Antonio then proceeds to lick and suck on his fingers since he does not take serious issues, seriously. "He's just being a Rudy Gobert, that fool with probably catch something." Two days later Antonio is in the hospital with COVID-19. Don't be a Rudy Gobert.
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A Goobert is someone who doesnt know what's going on (usually in a conversation)
Origin: Galway,Ireland
Origin: Galway,Ireland
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by Freddie Gill October 4, 2006
Get the goobertron mug.A sexual act in which the female participant (generally a small woman) perches on the erect member of the supine male participant and spins around.
Man, I took that little chick home from the bar last night and did a Harlem Globetrotter. She had me whistling Sweet Georgia Brown.
by Rob and Mike August 6, 2007
Get the Harlem Globetrotter mug.(Sometimes "Glibbertarian") From GLIB + libERTARIAN. A well-off or self-made individual who offers easy nostrums for complicated social and economic problems, usually centered around such premises as "A government program never helped anyone," or "Government is the cause of, not the answer to, America's problems."
A glibertarian response is frequently preceded by "Oh, just let this happen" or "Oh, all we need to do is . . . " Sometimes these statements elucidate libertarian principles, if a bit superficially, but more often invoke knee-jerk responses that offer snappy, painless solutions from anything but government.
A glibertarian response is frequently preceded by "Oh, just let this happen" or "Oh, all we need to do is . . . " Sometimes these statements elucidate libertarian principles, if a bit superficially, but more often invoke knee-jerk responses that offer snappy, painless solutions from anything but government.
"We have to get manufacturing back into this country."
"Oh, just let the magic of the market take care of that."
"What are we to do about illegal immigration?"
"Oh, all we need to do is get these folks onto a market-driven salary and off all these government programs like public schools and health care."
sarcastically: "Where on earth did you get all these wonderful solutions?"
"Oh, I'm a self-made man."
Original speaker sotto voce "A Glibertarian worships his own maker."
"Oh, just let the magic of the market take care of that."
"What are we to do about illegal immigration?"
"Oh, all we need to do is get these folks onto a market-driven salary and off all these government programs like public schools and health care."
sarcastically: "Where on earth did you get all these wonderful solutions?"
"Oh, I'm a self-made man."
Original speaker sotto voce "A Glibertarian worships his own maker."
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