If you don’t already know, gif stands for graphic interchange format. A gif is an animated image,
one that moves like an animation. An example of a gif is down below.
Gif is a word that is pronounced with a hard g. The reason it is pronounced with a hard g is because every other word in the english language that starts with
gaf, gef, gif, gof and guf, G followed by a vowel followed by an F, starts with a hard g.
Every
name that starts with
gaf, gef, gif, gof and guf, G followed by a vowel followed by an F starts with a g.
With both of those things in
mind, it should be apparent that gif is pronounced with a hard g and not a
soft g, atleast phonetically speaking, because according to the creator of the gif, it is pronounced
jif.
Well that’s nice, because now I know that if I create a word, I can make it disobey every phonetic rule in the English language.
e.g the word stomach is pronounced stoomocechie.
Jeffrey: Hey Geoffrey, did you see that new jif of that grandma licking her
dogs anus?
Geoffrey: Jeffrey, stop. Don’t talk to me ever again. Two things. Firstly, you realize gif is pronounced with a hard g? Also, why are you watching a grandma
lick a dog’s anus? That’s sus as fuck. Get some
help.
Jeffrey: Okay :(
