4 definitions by eatmysandwichyouorangefucker
by eatmysandwichyouorangefucker May 2, 2016
If you don’t already know, gif stands for graphic interchange format. A gif is an animated image, one that moves like an animation. An example of a gif is down below.
Gif is a word that is pronounced with a hard g. The reason it is pronounced with a hard g is because every other word in the english language that starts with gaf, gef, gif, gof and guf, G followed by a vowel followed by an F, starts with a hard g.
Every name that starts with gaf, gef, gif, gof and guf, G followed by a vowel followed by an F starts with a g.
With both of those things in mind, it should be apparent that gif is pronounced with a hard g and not a soft g, atleast phonetically speaking, because according to the creator of the gif, it is pronounced jif.
Well that’s nice, because now I know that if I create a word, I can make it disobey every phonetic rule in the English language.
e.g the word stomach is pronounced stoomocechie.
Gif is a word that is pronounced with a hard g. The reason it is pronounced with a hard g is because every other word in the english language that starts with gaf, gef, gif, gof and guf, G followed by a vowel followed by an F, starts with a hard g.
Every name that starts with gaf, gef, gif, gof and guf, G followed by a vowel followed by an F starts with a g.
With both of those things in mind, it should be apparent that gif is pronounced with a hard g and not a soft g, atleast phonetically speaking, because according to the creator of the gif, it is pronounced jif.
Well that’s nice, because now I know that if I create a word, I can make it disobey every phonetic rule in the English language.
e.g the word stomach is pronounced stoomocechie.
Jeffrey: Hey Geoffrey, did you see that new jif of that grandma licking her dogs anus?
Geoffrey: Jeffrey, stop. Don’t talk to me ever again. Two things. Firstly, you realize gif is pronounced with a hard g? Also, why are you watching a grandma lick a dog’s anus? That’s sus as fuck. Get some help.
Jeffrey: Okay :(
Geoffrey: Jeffrey, stop. Don’t talk to me ever again. Two things. Firstly, you realize gif is pronounced with a hard g? Also, why are you watching a grandma lick a dog’s anus? That’s sus as fuck. Get some help.
Jeffrey: Okay :(
by eatmysandwichyouorangefucker August 6, 2018
Big Brody has a bald head, and he is on the lookout for Tyrone. Tyrone fucked Big Brody’s wife long dick style, so that’s why he’s looking for him.
by eatmysandwichyouorangefucker August 6, 2018
A producer who tries to rap, but typically has less skill rapping and more talent making beats. Producer rappers are some of the best hip hop artists, however. Some examples are Kanye West and J. Cole. Being a producer rapper is admirable due to the talent it takes to be both a good producer and a good rapper.
"Then, you know, I'm not gonna name no names, but people told me, "oh, he's just a producer rapper."
"I said I wanted to rap and people said that wasn't going to work, they had this term producer rapper. It basically meant you wouldn't rap as good as the real rappers."
"I said I wanted to rap and people said that wasn't going to work, they had this term producer rapper. It basically meant you wouldn't rap as good as the real rappers."
by eatmysandwichyouorangefucker June 26, 2019