Pounded like a rented gerbil

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?

How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.

by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010

Gerbil Hider

One who places gerbils into the body for sexual pleasure.

He puts gerbils in his rectum. He is a gerbil hider.

by llcalejr April 29, 2019

Kevin the gerbil

Originally Kevin the gerbil was (ITV's) Roland rats' best friend. These days it can be applied to anyone called Kevin. Although this conjures up the idea of a man called Kevin inserting a small rodent into his anal passage this is not entirely correct. Kevin the gerbil's are fun, friendly, and a bit of a jack the lad, they are usually the life and soul of the party

That Kevin the gerbil is a right laugh.

The first person called Kevin the gerbil apparently lives in the mountains of North Wales, although this hasn't been fully authenticated

by Rich the stitch July 17, 2012

gerbil circus

when someone lets a particularly noxious fart, usually in a confined area like the cab of a fire truck, so bad in fact, that it smells as if the gerbils from Richard Gere's ass were performing a trapeze act while suspended from the air conditioning vents.

firefighter 1: dude! you stink!
firefighter 2: oh i know, i'm terrible today!
firefighter 3: JEE-sus! smells like a fuckin gerbil circus in here!

by dick dykstra March 23, 2011

night gerbil

A word used for a person of african descent.....nigger

Black guy: Help a brotha!!!

KKK: Catch that damn night gerbil!!!

by Tyler Buck...grasshopper unit April 9, 2008

Grumpy Gerbil

a middle aged man who is a social studies teacher you HATE. he is annoying, unfair, and rude.

me: *goes to the bathroom*

Grumpy gerbil: WHERE R U GOING!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE BADDDD

by thisiswhomadethis <3 May 13, 2021

Gerbil Pig

A gerbil pig is what you call that one cute friend that may or may look like a guinea pig. The name originates from a gerbil mixed with a guinea pig. Pronounced with a hard G. (Ger-bul-pig)

Person 1: Wow that guys kinda cute, but he has kinda weird teeth.

Person 2: He must be a Gerbil Pig!!!

by JChappy2 July 12, 2014