" GASP! The Chief! "
by TinyDancerViceCityDreams86Rio March 21, 2012
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by Jellllllllllllllllllllly May 29, 2019
Get the Gasp mug.Derived from the type of girls found through cyber arrangement that for some reason allude the moral conscience of being concindered a prodtitute because they spend the night and cuddle.
John: What did you do last night?
Rob: Found a girl on the internet that I paid to come spend the night.
John: You got a prostitute?!?
Rob: No, she wasn't a prostitute, she spent the night.
John: You fuck her?
Rob: Yes.
John: You pay her?
Rob: Yes.
John: (Gasps!)
Rob: what's that about??
John: Girlfriends Arranged Seeking Payment even if they cuddle are still on the clock.
Rob: (Gasps)... holy shit, you're right. I got a prostitute last night!
John: We all need a good 'GASP' once in a while.
Rob: Found a girl on the internet that I paid to come spend the night.
John: You got a prostitute?!?
Rob: No, she wasn't a prostitute, she spent the night.
John: You fuck her?
Rob: Yes.
John: You pay her?
Rob: Yes.
John: (Gasps!)
Rob: what's that about??
John: Girlfriends Arranged Seeking Payment even if they cuddle are still on the clock.
Rob: (Gasps)... holy shit, you're right. I got a prostitute last night!
John: We all need a good 'GASP' once in a while.
by Bogus24 November 15, 2017
Get the GASP mug.Describing a situation when somebody is being highly selfish or tight with their money.
When said the 'gaaaaa' part of the word is enhanced. At least for a second.
When said the 'gaaaaa' part of the word is enhanced. At least for a second.
by ©™ July 25, 2006
Get the Gasp mug.when a human does something that makes them a stupid human and you are so shocked u cant even close ur damn mouth and make a noise
by WHATS FOR DIN DIN June 1, 2018
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