gaborik

To get a major groin injury.... This stems from the fact that Marian Gaborik (of the Minnesota Wild) has NEVER played a full season because of that problem, which is such a shame cuz he could have helped the team become more consistent in making the playoffs and push toward winning the Stanley Cup if those issues didn't get in the way.

Hockey player 1: "Shit, I think somebody pulled a Gaborik on me?"
Hockey player 2: "How?"
Hockey player 1: "The fucker clutched his stick on my nuts! The fucking bastard!"
Hockey player 2: "Okay! I'm gonna smash that motherfucker too!"

by Wildnuckistan February 2, 2007

Gahoi

A caste (baniya) among the Hindus which mostly comprises of the merchant class.
Considered to be money minded / stingy.....

Class toppers? Yeah most of the times..
They have an amazing style of calculating notes ; if you meet some baniya just ask them to flaunt this skill.

Wallet full of money..? That person's a Gahoi (baniya)

by Dushdjacks December 4, 2021

Gaborism

Kellner Gabor religion. It's long forgotten and it wants to achieve peace and harmony in Szécseny.

Guy1: What is your religion?
Guy2: My religion is atheist
Guy1: Bruh. Convert to gaborism.

by PenisBizon January 7, 2022

Gatoring

The act of submerging oneself in water (typically an Ocean, river or lake) so only your eyes and the top of your head is visible, much like an alligator. Commonly followed by stalking other people in the water and death rolling them.

Andrew – Let’s go to the beach and gator some girls
Adam – I love gatoring
Mark – I’m going to gator some boys

by Ben Johns January 19, 2010

Gagorific

A blending of Gag and terrific. Meaning beyond Nasty.

Dude: Man you see that fat chick over there.
Dude2: Yeah man shes gagorific.

by Macky T December 10, 2008

Gahorhigh

when someone is gay ,horny and high all at once

What ever the only reason she did that because she was gahorhigh

by MsCxDimplex90 February 17, 2008

Marian Gaborik

A hockey GOD, Gaborik currently plays for the Minnesota Wild of the National Hockey League. He is known to score goals at will, no matter who is defending him. A definate crowd pleaser, Gaborik can change the entire flow of the game in under a second with his mighty goalie deke or his uncanny ability to recover the puck as soon as it is poke checked away from him.

An avid Sublime fan, Marian Gaborik's favorite song is "Wrong Way" and contrary to popular belief he also practices Santeria.

Marian Gaborik was GABORIFIC last night, scoring 3 goals in only 25 minutes of ice team. He was awarded with alone time with an older woman who shall not be named at this time.

by Barrett W. July 16, 2008