gaborik

To get a major groin injury.... This stems from the fact that Marian Gaborik (of the Minnesota Wild) has NEVER played a full season because of that problem, which is such a shame cuz he could have helped the team become more consistent in making the playoffs and push toward winning the Stanley Cup if those issues didn't get in the way.

Hockey player 1: "Shit, I think somebody pulled a Gaborik on me?"
Hockey player 2: "How?"
Hockey player 1: "The fucker clutched his stick on my nuts! The fucking bastard!"
Hockey player 2: "Okay! I'm gonna smash that motherfucker too!"

by Wildnuckistan February 2, 2007

Marian Gaborik

A hockey GOD, Gaborik currently plays for the Minnesota Wild of the National Hockey League. He is known to score goals at will, no matter who is defending him. A definate crowd pleaser, Gaborik can change the entire flow of the game in under a second with his mighty goalie deke or his uncanny ability to recover the puck as soon as it is poke checked away from him.

An avid Sublime fan, Marian Gaborik's favorite song is "Wrong Way" and contrary to popular belief he also practices Santeria.

Marian Gaborik was GABORIFIC last night, scoring 3 goals in only 25 minutes of ice team. He was awarded with alone time with an older woman who shall not be named at this time.

by Barrett W. July 16, 2008

Gaborism

Short sentence or sequence of English words that are seemingly nonsensical, that somehow become commonsense and logical

Lame dupe overpayer. This is a Gaborism for someone that pays more than they should for a particular service

by Heymarky June 25, 2008

Gaborism

Kellner Gabor religion. It's long forgotten and it wants to achieve peace and harmony in Szécseny.

Guy1: What is your religion?
Guy2: My religion is atheist
Guy1: Bruh. Convert to gaborism.

by PenisBizon January 7, 2022

gaborieau

Coolest name ever

You’re so gaborieau

by Gaborieau May 8, 2018

gaboring

The act of ignoring valid criticism whether it is phrased in a positive, enchancing way or a negative gaslighting way. Often used to describe people who have no common sense and think everything around them is evil and rotten like apples.

The gaboring teacher ignored every request to improve the quality of their teaching.

by joewho888 April 8, 2024