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To get a major groin injury.... This stems from the fact that Marian Gaborik (of the Minnesota Wild) has NEVER played a full season because of that problem, which is such a shame cuz he could have helped the team become more consistent in making the playoffs and push toward winning the Stanley Cup if those issues didn't get in the way.
Hockey player 1: "Shit, I think somebody pulled a Gaborik on me?"
Hockey player 2: "How?"
Hockey player 1: "The fucker clutched his stick on my nuts! The fucking bastard!"
Hockey player 2: "Okay! I'm gonna smash that motherfucker too!"
gaborik by Wildnuckistan February 2, 2007
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Marian Gaborik 

A hockey GOD, Gaborik currently plays for the Minnesota Wild of the National Hockey League. He is known to score goals at will, no matter who is defending him. A definate crowd pleaser, Gaborik can change the entire flow of the game in under a second with his mighty goalie deke or his uncanny ability to recover the puck as soon as it is poke checked away from him.

An avid Sublime fan, Marian Gaborik's favorite song is "Wrong Way" and contrary to popular belief he also practices Santeria.
Marian Gaborik was GABORIFIC last night, scoring 3 goals in only 25 minutes of ice team. He was awarded with alone time with an older woman who shall not be named at this time.
Marian Gaborik by Barrett W. July 16, 2008
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Lame dupe overpayer. This is a Gaborism for someone that pays more than they should for a particular service
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Kellner Gabor religion. It's long forgotten and it wants to achieve peace and harmony in Szécseny.
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gaborieau 

You’re so gaborieau
gaborieau by Gaborieau May 8, 2018
The act of ignoring valid criticism whether it is phrased in a positive, enchancing way or a negative gaslighting way. Often used to describe people who have no common sense and think everything around them is evil and rotten like apples.
The gaboring teacher ignored every request to improve the quality of their teaching.
gaboring by joewho888 April 8, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019